“You are beautiful.”
That’s not what that means.
That’s not what that means at all.
I bet it says lettuce.
So, sometimes I have the urge to write just because I haven’t, and whilst there are things I wanted to write tonight, they didn’t quite go to plan. Instead, I came up with this. I don’t think there’s any way to describe it, it’s not part of a story, it’s just - sort of a short snippet of writing, I guess? It’s called Cavity, and it’s a little … descriptive in a gross manner, as per most of my writing. Not sexual really. Or maybe it is. I don’t think it is? I never really know.
I will put it under a cut. Just in case there are triggers. (Doubtful, but I can never tell with these sorts of things). Let’s call this my Bloody Valentine piece. (What? It has hearts! And… Love? And… Well. Yes.)
There’s nothing more stunning than when Kitten writes original stuff, and this is no exception. You all should read this because she’s so friggin’ talented it makes me want to cry and hide and cover her in love all at the same time. Be warned, it gets a tad gory during parts of it, for the weaker stomached variety of followers, but it’s gory in a kind of beautiful way that I can’t describe, so you’ll just have to read it?
Getwhatyouwantorjustgetold… I am reblogged this purely as an example from our conversation the other day… This is what I’m talking about. I can understand this language. I just can’t speak it. It’s like Spanish to me :)
Ditto! In my head, I can’t pronounce srs as serious, it’s always like a slurring “surrrz” - this be mar surrrz face (to be fair, it makes just as much sense haha) XD
English: I love you
German: Ich liebe dich.
Portuguese: Eu te amo
Bollywood: Maiṁ tumasē pyāra karatā hūm̐
Tumblr: FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK I HATE YOU
Harry Potter: Always
Dean: Don’t ever change.
Fangirlish: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LOOK AT YOU jasdhfifhss
Persian: Doostet daram
Czech: Miluju tě
Turkish: Seni seviyorum
Batman: NO LOVE. ONLY JUSTICE.
Russian: Я тебя люблю (Ya tebya lyublyu)
Night at the Roxbury: WHAT IS LOVE?! Baby don’t hurt me…
Italian: Ti amo~
Nightwing: Touch my ass
Tim Drake: Erm. Erm. Erm. Um. Erm. Erm. Hi.
Korra: Look, I really like you and I think we were meant for each other!
Persona 3 and 4: Level 10 social link right there
Carly Rae Jepson: Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here’s my number so call me maybe?
Spanish: Te amo.
Loki: You have heart.
Adele: Never mind, I’ll find someone like you
Tony Stark: Give yourself 12 percent of the credit…
Ace Attorney: Thanks to you, I am saddled with… unnecessary feelings.
Toph: *PUNCHES YOU* That’s how I show affection.
Mai: I don’t hate you.
Captain Jack Harkness: Hi, I’m Captain Jack Harkness.
Sherlock: You’re an idiot.
John Watson: I always say “I love you”, but it’s usually subtext
Blaine Anderson: I lo- AND CUT!
Spock: I have been emotionally compromised
Ryan Murphy:MORE FINCHEL!
Kurt Hummel: *sipping coffee**splutters*
Taylor Swift: And that’s the way I loved you! Breakin down and comin’ undone, it’s a roller coaster kinna rush and I never knew I could feel that much and that’s the way I loved you.
Rumplestiltskin: NOBODY CAN EVER LOVE ME!
The Doctor: Rose Tyler… I—
Thor: You give up this poisonous dream! You come home.
Arthur: Merlin, you idiot!
Steven Moffat: Make them suffer. That is how I show the emotion you humans refer to as ‘love’.
Pepper: We were having 12% of a moment
Hulk: HULK SMASH DAT ASS
Coulson: I watched you while you slept
Hiddlestoner: I’m uncontrollably excited about you
Steve Rogers: Mr. Stark…
Rachel: I got off the plane.
Welsh: Rwy’n dy garu di
Delena fans: I love you. And it’s because I love you that I can’t be selfish with you… I don’t deserve you.
Stefan: *lets Elena drown*
Sam Winchester: You are my brother, there is nothing in the world I wouldn’t do for you
Elena: I don’t know how I feel.
Kuroko: I will be the shadow of your light and make you the best player in Japan
Tony: There was one more guy you pissed off… his name’s Phil.
Pinhead: What is your pleasure?
Scott Pilgrim: I’m in lesbians with you.
Obama: kanye west is a jackass
I’m reposting this because I loved how amidst all of the fandom languages, there’s Welsh. I imagine they might be the hipsters of the world, looking down on fandom and sighing because their stuff always gets ruined with fandom. I can imagine that one welsh person going, “come on guys, get your shit together those aren’t real languages.” God bless you, one welsh person, god bless you.
at what point in history do you think americans stopped having british accents
Actually, Americans still have the original British accent. We kept it over time and Britain didn’t. What we currently coin as a British accent developed in England during the 19th century among the upper class as a symbol of status. Historians often claim that Shakespeare sounds better in an American accent.
I just looked this up, because, y’know, Tumblr, but it’s absolutely true! My mind has just been blown…