Get what you want or just get old
When will you realize, Vienna waits for you?
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Video reblogged from i'll never conform
The most amusing thing is this IS exactly how the BBC report on practically everything.
this was exactly like watching the BBC news oh my god
i actually didn’t realize this wasn’t actual news at first
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Post reblogged from I'm just some girl
how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
(Source: daenerystargayren)
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Photo reblogged from Humans of New York
Pretty sure I just took the best Google Glass picture in existence.
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Post reblogged from I'm just some girl
“I’m sorry” and “I apologize” basically mean the same thing
unless you’re at a funeral
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Photoset reblogged from Shades of Infinity
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lol grammar puns
I laughed too much at this
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I don’t think Glee’s splitting it’s next season into two to make room for trying out Rake etc. I think it’s so that I can deal with my new baby without worrying how I’m gonna watch the show too before being able to come back and fully devote my time to Glee again. Thanks Glee, you’re awesome ;)
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Photo reblogged from with you in it, a wonderful life
I WENT TO THE CAFE DOWN THE STREET AND THERE WERE A BUNCH OF PEOPLE THERE CELEBRATING THIS LIZARDS BIRTHDAY
HE HAS A LITTLE PARTY HAT
