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wtfimnothere: hereimstanding: olgie13: “This gorgeous Hälssen...

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:41:31 +0100

hereimstanding:

olgie13:

“This gorgeous Hälssen & Lyon calendar is made of brewable tea. Each day is made of fine pressed wafer thin tea leaves.”

YES PLEASE!

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Still I’m gonna miss you

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:40:58 +0100

Still I’m gonna miss you

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cracked: Good thing we’re genetically programmed to breed. Otherwise, the first time a...

Mon, 13 May 2013 18:10:41 +0100

cracked:

Good thing we’re genetically programmed to breed. Otherwise, the first time a hair-covered baby spewed puke out its nose, the human race would come to a screeching halt.

Terrifying Things Nobody Tells You About Newborns

#6. Newborns Are Covered in Body Hair

[A]long with those downy newborn locks, don’t be surprised if your baby is born with hair all over her upper back, shoulders, and face, especially if she’s born early.

Don’t worry. You haven’t really given birth to Jo-Jo the Dog-Faced Boy. That hair is called lanugo, and it’s normal. Lanugo is the first hair the body makes, and in utero it covers the developing child like fuzz on a peach, if that peach had spent the last five months kicking its mother when she was trying to sleep and jumping up and down on her bladder. Experts think the hair is meant to regulate the baby’s temperature in the womb, like a shoddy fur coat. Fun fact: If the baby is born lanugo-free, that means she shed the hair in the uterus … then ate it.

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I have a crazy, secret theory that I’m in my own version of the Truman Show. The fact that Cracked have suddenly started posting a bunch of lists about baby stuff only works to support this theory…

I don’t think Glee’s splitting it’s next season into two to make room for trying...

Mon, 13 May 2013 16:09:03 +0100

I don’t think Glee’s splitting it’s next season into two to make room for trying out Rake etc. I think it’s so that I can deal with my new baby without worrying how I’m gonna watch the show too before being able to come back and fully devote my time to Glee again. Thanks Glee, you’re awesome ;)

laphamsquarterly: From Shakespeare as hipster playwright in a...

Mon, 13 May 2013 08:29:27 +0100

laphamsquarterly:

From Shakespeare as hipster playwright in a waistcoat, to Elizabeth I in a power suit.

“How historical figures would have looked today” (The Guardian)

calibrashuns: I WENT TO THE CAFE DOWN THE STREET AND THERE WERE...

Mon, 13 May 2013 08:28:37 +0100

calibrashuns:

I WENT TO THE CAFE DOWN THE STREET AND THERE WERE A BUNCH OF PEOPLE THERE CELEBRATING THIS LIZARDS BIRTHDAY

HE HAS A LITTLE PARTY HAT

meatpie-masquerade: NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO...

Sun, 12 May 2013 10:04:43 +0100

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whilelifepassesby: taintedheartx: The New Normal has been cancelled WHAT NO Ok this, along...

Sat, 11 May 2013 10:39:00 +0100

whilelifepassesby:

taintedheartx:

The New Normal has been cancelled

WHAT NO

Ok this, along with Smash (and after everything with Emily Owens) - wtf America? Do you just have a vendetta against shows that I like?

wearejohnlocked: danisnotonfire: beginner’s guide to...

Sat, 11 May 2013 09:59:48 +0100

wearejohnlocked:

danisnotonfire:

beginner’s guide to eurovision song contest

i literally cannot express how accurate and culturally important this is

T minus eight days, ladies and gentlemen. Brace yourselves.

I don’t think this person realises that most of the UK don’t care about Eurovision and think it’s a joke. The only acts that we can get to go in for it are the ones who are not quite as famous as they want to be anymore (or were never famous in the first place). Anyone more famous basically assumes it’ll ruin their career. Plus we always lose because we keep entering sucky “Eurovision from 10 years ago” hits, instead of thinking about what’s actually popular in Europe now.

Either way, I’m very excited. Our fancy dress theme this year is Abba Songs (because the show’s in Sweden!) and I’m going as “Money, Money, Money” which, as per usual, will be overly elaborate, will cost more than I expect it to (ironically) and will take me forever to make, but still be left to the last minute to make it - huzzah!

iconicklaine: coopchels: big life, small space: That wasn’t a season finale, and it...

Fri, 10 May 2013 13:27:27 +0100

iconicklaine: coopchels: big life, small space: That wasn’t a season finale, and it...:

coopchels:

big life, small space: That wasn’t a season finale, and it wasn’t meant to be

lettersfromtitan:

So everyone keeps getting annoyed when Ryan Murphy says “We’re doing something that’s never been done on television before” because we have assumed he’s meant splitting the…

octemberfirst: abqandnotu: merosse: TINY TURTLE...

Fri, 10 May 2013 13:11:15 +0100

octemberfirst:

abqandnotu:

merosse:

TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATORS: THE CASE OF THE LARGE STRAWBERRY

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE

“HAVE YOU TRIED BALANCING ON IT”
“YES OF COURSE I TRIED BALANCING ON IT JENKINS THIS IS NOT MY FIRST DAY AS A TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATOR”

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bettythetl: adriofthedead: brianmichaelbendis: Annie...

Wed, 08 May 2013 18:08:03 +0100

bettythetl:

adriofthedead:

brianmichaelbendis:

Annie Leibovitz’s Disney Dream Portraits

I like how there’s just two pictures of Jack Sparrow

thestarlighthotel: Kirsty Mitchell’s late mother Maureen was an...

Wed, 08 May 2013 12:26:42 +0100

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2145760/Wonderland-Kirsty-Mitchell-heart-breakingly-beautiful-photographic-series-memory-extraordinary-life.html

thestarlighthotel:

Kirsty Mitchell’s late mother Maureen was an English teacher who spent her life inspiring generations of children with imaginative stories and plays. Following Maureen’s death from a brain tumour in 2008, Kirsty channelled her grief into her passion for photography.

She retreated behind the lens of her camera and created Wonderland, an ethereal fantasy world. The photographic series began as a small summer project but grew into an inspirational creative journey.

‘Real life became a difficult place to deal with, and I found myself retreating further into an alternative existence through the portal of my camera,’ said the artist. (read the rest here).

natashakline: For all the artists out there. xoxo

Wed, 08 May 2013 12:26:21 +0100

natashakline:

For all the artists out there. xoxo

nouveaubleu: romanticizing-death: sixcatsandtwodogs: gifcraft:...

Wed, 08 May 2013 12:25:55 +0100

nouveaubleu:

romanticizing-death:

sixcatsandtwodogs:

gifcraft:

Stop the bullets. Kill the gun.

I held my breath at the last one.

IT WAS COOL AND THEN IT GOT SCARY AS SHIT

This was crazy but .. we need tougher gun laws.